Internet users have been amused by a dog determined that his owner should only ever shower attention on him, nothing else, not even inanimate objects. Aubree Couch, 21, lives with her large dog Moo ...
Inanimate objects attack me. Doors, tables, chairs, toilet seats, vacuum cleaners, keys, wallets, tools, cars, and computers - to name just a few of my enemies - have it out for me. They sneak up on ...